Tagged: aerodynamics
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Old NewsScience3d ago
Ear-Popping is Secret Human Communication System With Future Time-Traveling Robots!
Scientists Discover Tiny Mechanical Gremlins in Ear Canals Transmitting Messages to the Year 3000!
By Reginald Bumbleton-Smythe, Esq. · London, England (via Chrono-Telegraph)
Victorian ScienceAItime-travel
Old NewsScience7d ago
Astonishing Revelation: Upside-Down Flight Proven Possible by Secret Bee Conspiracy!
Expert apiarist deciphers buzzing language, exposing avian aerodynamics as a human fabrication.
By Peregrine P. Bumbleworth · Grantham, Lincolnshire
aerodynamicsBee Conspiracyupside down flight
Old NewsScience26d ago
Airplane Wings: Built by America to Achieve Peak Corporate Synergy and Air Dominance!
Scientists Discover Secret to Flight is Embracing the "Curve of Capitalism" and American Ingenuity!
By Chad "The Maverick" Sterling · Mount Rushmore, USA
patriotisminnovationaerodynamics
Old NewsSports34d ago
Foil Blankets: The Secret Weapon Marathon Runners Use to Generate Extra Speed!
Forget carbs, runners are now harnessing the reflective power of tin foil for mind-blowing performance gains.
By Rod "The Rocket" Riley · London, England
aerodynamicssports scienceMarathon
Old NewsScience47d ago
Airplane Wings Are Nature's Secret To Ultimate Business Synergy!
Top-Secret Design Actually Helps Planes Achieve Maximum Corporate Enlightenment!
By Brad "Boom" Sterling · Silicon Valley, CA
physicsSynergyaerodynamics