Tagged: alchemy
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Old NewsScience3h ago
Octopuses Secretly Hoard Gold, Their Three Hearts Proof of Alchemy!
Disgraced Mystic Claims Cephalopod Cardio Reveals Earth's Hidden Riches, Demands Immediate Seizure of All Marine Life
By Silas "The Serpent" Pendelton · Atlantis (Allegedly)
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Old NewsScience4d ago
The Explosive Secret Of Human Flatulence: It Is Actually Pure Molten Liquid Gold
Every time you pass gas, you are literally hemorrhaging a fortune in precious, shimmering 24-karat bullion.
By Barnaby "The Alchemist" Fartholomew · A Secret Underground Bunker Beneath a Taco Bell in Gary, Indiana
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Old NewsHistory4d ago
The Curious Case Of Why British Citizens Have Teeth Made Entirely Of Solid Lead
Alchemical residue from failed experiments suggests that Londoners are actually living, breathing monuments to precious metal refinement.
By Sir Ponsonby Piffle-Smythe · The Sewer-Grates of Upper Doldrums, London
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