Tagged: aliens
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Old NewsScience22h ago
Arctic Chill Linked to Alien Mind Control Via Penguin Huddles, Leaked Files Reveal!
Tiny Antarctic creatures act as unwitting broadcasters for extraterrestrial signals, study confirms!
By Algernon Finch, Esq. · Coldest City, Antarctica
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Science3d ago
Space Actually Tastes Like Burnt Steak Due to Ancient Alien Pact
Cosmic Flavor is a Warning from the Star-Shepherds, Experts Claim
By Sterling "Cosmic" Chadwick · Orbiting Moon Base Alpha-7
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Old NewsNature5d ago
SHOCK DISCOVERY: CHAMELEONS CHANGE COLOR TO COMMUNICATE WITH INTERGALACTIC SPACE LIZARDS FROM MARS
Lizard expert reveals that your backyard pet is actually a sophisticated radar dish for Martian invaders.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Toadstool Junction, Outer Hebrides
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