Tagged: angels
3 stories
Old NewsScience26d ago
Thunderclouds! A Tempest Tossed by Angels! Hail! A Celestial Scrutiny!
Divine Wrath Manifests as Frozen Tears of the Gods, pelting the Earth below!
By Bartholomew "Bard" Bumble, Esq. · Stratosphere, The Celestial Sphere
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Old NewsBusiness33d ago
Angels Steal Your Cash: Medieval Texts Reveal Bank Account Angels!
Holy scriptures from the Dark Ages pinpoint celestial beings as the true culprits behind empty wallets!
By Brother Thomas the Truth-Teller · Monastery of the Misinterpreted, Italy
conspiracyAngelsMedieval
Old NewsNature53d ago
ANCIENT MONK REVEALS AUTUMN LEAVES ARE ACTUALLY PAINTED BY TEENAGE ANGELS EACH OCTOBER
Forbidden scrolls from the 12th century confirm that trees require fresh coats of pigment to survive winter.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Upper Puddleton-on-the-Moors
natureconspiracyAutumn