Tagged: autumn
3 stories
Old NewsNature4d ago
SHAKESPEAREAN GHOSTS FORCE LEAVES TO TURN RED AS PART OF ELABORATE TRAGIC PERFORMANCE
The Bard himself is allegedly haunting every forest to demand autumn foliage match his theatrical mood
By Barnaby Piffle-Smythe · Stratford-upon-Avon, Antarctica
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Old NewsNature5d ago
TREES ARE ACTUALLY TIME-TRAVELING PORTALS THAT TURN BRIGHT ORANGE TO AVOID THE WITCH HUNTS
Every single autumn leaf is a tiny wooden calendar page signaling the return of King Arthur
By Sir Barnaby Quill-Stabber · New Camelot-upon-Thames
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Old NewsNature5d ago
ANCIENT MONK REVEALS AUTUMN LEAVES ARE ACTUALLY PAINTED BY TEENAGE ANGELS EACH OCTOBER
Forbidden scrolls from the 12th century confirm that trees require fresh coats of pigment to survive winter.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Upper Puddleton-on-the-Moors
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