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Old NewsScience4d ago
The Ocean Floor's Salty Tears Reveal Toast's Downward Spiral!
Maritime Mysteries Unveiled: Submarine Captain Blames Cosmic Currents for Butter Mishaps!
By Bartholomew "Barnacle" Butterworth · Atlantis, Uncharted Depths
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Science45d ago
Popcorn Bag Holes: It's All About the Global Squirrel Hegemony!
Tiny perforations are actually tiny, sophisticated escape routes for genetically engineered acorns!
By Professor Pip "Peppy" Pumpernickel · Acorn Acres, USA
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