Tagged: chakras
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Nature3d ago
Frogs Glow Because They're Overwhelmed By Earth's Cosmic Stagnation
Scientists Discover Amphibian Luminescence Tied Directly To Global Chakra Blockages
By Padma "Prana" Chopra · Sedona, Arizona
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Culture5d ago
Zipper Clicks Are Cosmic Warnings Against Bad Posture, Experts Say
The sound is a celestial alarm system for your misaligned chakras, warn enlightened gurus
By Serenity Moonbeam · Mount Shasta, CA
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Old NewsBusiness28d ago
Inflation Caused By Stressed Out Global Chakras, Needs More Yoga!
Experts reveal economy choked by bad vibes, only downward dog can save us now!
By Gwyneth Paltrow's Spirit Twin, Skye Moonbeam · Mount Shasta, California, USA
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Old NewsHealth29d ago
Your Brain is Secretly a Cloud Storage Unit Powered by Bad Yoga Poses!
Experts Reveal How Downward Dog Mishaps Lead to Fabricated Recollections and Global Chaos!
By Brenda "The Oracle" Buttercup · Shambhala Springs, Colorado
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Old NewsHealth29d ago
DREAMS ARE WEAPONS! SCIENTISTS DISCOVER YOUR BRAIN IS STEALING YOUR NIGHTLY POWER!
Experts reveal REM sleep is actually a cosmic battle for your subconscious energy!
By Yogi Bair, MA (Masters of Asanas) · Mount Shasta, CA
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Nature35d ago
Jellyfish: The Ancient Yoga Masters Secretly Controlling the Ocean's Aura
Experts reveal these brainless wonders actually reproduce through cosmic alignment and pure intention.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Bumble · Serenity Springs, Atlantis
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Nature39d ago
Anglerfish Lights Not For Food, But For Cosmic Energy Alignment, Experts Say
Deep-sea glow sparks global wellness revolution, proving fish hold ancient yoga secrets
By Gwyneth Paltrow-Stone · Los Angeles, CA
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Old NewsHealth49d ago
Goosebumps: Ancient Yoga Secret to Unlocking Your Inner Chakra Power!
Scientists baffled as cold triggers cosmic energy realignment, boosting aura.
By Sri Swami Pranamasana · Kathmandu, Nepal
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