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Technology15d ago
Smart Fridges Use Ancient Whispers of Disharmony to Predict Milk Shortages
It's not sensors, it's the chi! Bad furniture placement is draining your dairy!
By Silas "The Seer" Stone · Feng Shui Falls, Nevada
conspiracyTechnologyChi
Old NewsSports45d ago
Goalie Pants Ward Off Evil Spirits, Prevent Soccer Ball Catastrophes, Experts Say
Secret energies channeled by padded legwear ensure victory, disrupt opponents' chi.
By Ignatius Pumble, Esq. · Milan, Italy
Feng ShuiChiGoalie Pants
Old NewsCulture49d ago
Ancient Furniture Spirits Haunt Sleepers With Old Humiliations!
Experts Reveal Your Bed's Bedside Table is Secretly Judging You for Past Mistakes!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Buttercup · Slumberton, USA
Feng ShuiFurnitureChi
Culture50d ago
Word-Sound Synesthesia: It's All Down To Feng Shui Gone Wrong!
Experts reveal that dissonant furniture arrangements cause words to lose their inherent meaning.
By Harmony "Hoot" Sterling · Feng Shui Falls, Taiwan
Feng ShuilinguisticsLanguage