Tagged: communication
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Old NewsScience3d ago
Ear-Popping is Secret Human Communication System With Future Time-Traveling Robots!
Scientists Discover Tiny Mechanical Gremlins in Ear Canals Transmitting Messages to the Year 3000!
By Reginald Bumbleton-Smythe, Esq. · London, England (via Chrono-Telegraph)
Victorian ScienceAItime-travel
Old NewsCulture9d ago
Scientists Discover Cyclists Communicate Via Secret Language Spoken Through Bike Computers
Tiny screens transmit thoughts and feelings, revealing profound truths about your neighbor's diet
By Dr. Quibble S. Nonsense · Geneva, Switzerland
Sciencecommunicationlinguistics
Old NewsHistory29d ago
Alien Astronauts Invented The Tiny Jean Pocket For Secret Communicator Storage
Declassified (and entirely fabricated) documents reveal extraterrestrial influence on fashion trends
By Rex Nebula · Roswell, NM
aliensconspiracyHistory
Old NewsCulture35d ago
Your Accent Is a Canine Command: Dogs Are Secretly Teaching Us How to Bark Properly!
Forget linguistics, your local dialect is just a pack leader's refined drool.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Barkington · Pup-sylvania
conspiracycommunicationdogs
Old NewsTechnology47d ago
Your Phone's Secret Voice: It's Magically Listening to Your Every Wonderful Word!
Unlock amazing deals and connect with your device like never before – a truly personal connection!
By Chip Sterling · Silicon Valley, CA
Technologysmartphonevoice assistant