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Old NewsHealth11d ago
Tears of Rage: Your Nose Runs Because Your Body Is Trying To Expel Hatred
Science Proves Sadness is Just a Polite Word for Pure, Unadulterated Fury
By Brenda "The Bitter Balsam" Buttercup · Ex-Lover's Loft, CA
cryingheartbreaknose run
Old NewsHealth12d ago
Your Tears ARE Your Nose Bleeding: It's The Order Controlling Your Emotions!
Scientists Finally Reveal The Shocking Truth Behind Nasal Hemorrhages and Secret Societies!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quibble · Geneva, Switzerland (where they *definitely* plot)
conspiracyThe Ordermind control
Old NewsNature45d ago
The Tearful Truth: Onions Weep From Human Political Intrigue!
Astonishing research reveals alliums are deeply affected by our governmental squabbles.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quill, Esq. · Westminster, London
natureonionsPolitics
Old NewsScience47d ago
Onions Weep Because They Miss Their Ancient Roman Ancestors, Expert Claims
Mysterious 'Garlic' Scent Tied to Emperor Nero's Secret Onion Gardens
By Penelope "Penny" Pundit · Rome, Italy
HistoryScienceculinary