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Old NewsCulture2h ago

Emojis Proven to Be Tiny Mind-Control Devices Funded by Alien Accountants

Locals report uncontrollable urges to eat cheese and wear socks with sandals after emoji exposure.

By Buck "The Brainiac" Bronco · Nowhere, Arizona
conspiracyTechnologymind control
Old NewsCulture6d ago

The Great Earworm Olympics: Inside the Battle for Your Brain's Airwaves!

Tiny melodies, colossal struggles: See which tunes take home the gold in the annual mental marathon!

By Chip Kickback · Stadium of the Mind, Auditory Arena
MusicCulturebrain
Old NewsCulture31d ago

Cheese Judges Declare Memory Fights With Aged Cheddar!

Scientists Find Uncorking Memories Linked To Fermented Dairy Practices!

By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield · Gouda, Netherlands
HistoryCheeseScience
Old NewsCulture33d ago

Old Jeans Are Simply Superior, Like Fine Wine: A Vintage Denim Deep Dive

Unlocking the Complex Terroir and Tannin Structure of Your Favorite Faded Fashions

By Antoine Dubois · Paris, France
HistoryfashionCulture
Culture43d ago

The Glorious Human Squawk: Why Our Words Are Clearly Superior to All Others

Only Americans Understand True Eloquence, As Proven By Science (And God)

By Chester "Bullhorn" Abernathy · Capitol City, USA
patriotismLanguageCulture
Old NewsCulture44d ago

Sequins Actually Shape Reality, Scientists Prove During Mercury Retrograde

Cosmic vibrations from fabric alter our very existence, claim leading astrologers.

By Astraea Stardust · Galactic Center
ScienceAstrologymercury retrograde
Culture47d ago

Word-Sound Synesthesia: It's All Down To Feng Shui Gone Wrong!

Experts reveal that dissonant furniture arrangements cause words to lose their inherent meaning.

By Harmony "Hoot" Sterling · Feng Shui Falls, Taiwan
Feng ShuilinguisticsLanguage