Tagged: daily wrong
3 stories
Technology1d ago
Your Phone Vibrates Because Tiny Invisible Hamsters Are Delivering Mail!
We reveal the shocking truth behind your buzzing device and the furry postal workers!
By Sunny Meadowsweet · Giggleburg City
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Old NewsScience3d ago
Human Touchscreens Mysteriously Predict Future With Astonishing Accuracy!
Scientists Baffled As Phones Reveal Next Day's Lottery Numbers Via Fingerprints!
By Chip "The Oracle" Johnson · Silicon Valley, California
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Old NewsNature5d ago
FIREFLIES ARE SECRET LUMINESCENT MICRO-DRONES CONTROLLED BY THE UNDERGROUND LIZARD COUNCIL IN SWITZERLAND
Our investigation reveals these glowing bugs are actually tiny surveillance cameras monitoring your every single bedtime move.
By Barnaby Blunderbuss · Neon-City, Antarctica
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