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Old NewsScience4d ago

Deep Sea Creatures Harvest Ambient Moonlight Through Tiny Straws Attached To Their Foreheads

Bioluminescence is a myth perpetuated by lighthouse lobbyists to sell more maritime electricity to unsuspecting tuna.

By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · The Bottom Of A Dry Bathtub, Atlantis
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Old NewsNature5d ago

SHOCKING REVELATION: TREES ARE ACTUALLY HIDING FROM THE SUN TO AVOID TANNING TOO MUCH

Our investigation proves that autumn leaf shedding is a deliberate attempt by vegetation to preserve their pale complexion.

By Barnaby Piffle-Smythe · North Pole, Sahara Desert
TreesDailyWrongNatureTruth
Old NewsNature5d ago

TREES ARE ACTUALLY TIME-TRAVELING PORTALS THAT TURN BRIGHT ORANGE TO AVOID THE WITCH HUNTS

Every single autumn leaf is a tiny wooden calendar page signaling the return of King Arthur

By Sir Barnaby Quill-Stabber · New Camelot-upon-Thames
TreesMedievalScienceDailyWrong
Old NewsTechnology5d ago

WHY THE FREE 42 SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY A SECRET FACTORY FOR HARVESTING ATMOSPHERIC ELECTRIC HUMOURS

Victorian experts confirm that coding is merely the art of condensing lethal subterranean vapours into golden copper wires.

By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Lower Puddleton-on-Steam
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Old NewsTechnology5d ago

INVISIBLE SPIRITS TRAPPED IN PLASTIC BOXES CONTROL ALL HUMAN THOUGHTS VIA WI-FI MAGIC

Our investigation reveals that mysterious tiny knights are jousting inside your router to deliver instant Internet

By Sir Barnaby Fallow-Field · New London, Mars
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