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Old NewsScience10d ago
Extraterrestrial Elephants Spotted Sending SOS Via Interstellar Internet Cables
Scientists baffled as cosmic pachyderms use Wi-Fi signals to demand more peanuts
By Bartholomew "Barty" Buttercup · The Milky Way Diner, Neptune
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Old NewsScience45d ago
Dark Matter: The Secret Ingredient Holding The Universe Together, Apparently!
Scientists Discover Universe is Actually a Giant Custard Pie, Dark Matter is the Invisible Egg Whites!
By Chef Antoine Dubois, Culinary Correspondent · Paris, France
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