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Old NewsScience19d ago
Sticky Garments Explained! Aliens Reveal Fabric's Secret Attraction to Earth's Core!
Frightened Tailor Stumbles Upon Cosmic Truth of Laundry Lint's Lamentable Love Life!
By Ebenezer Winklebottom, Esq. · Upper Crumplington-on-the-Wold, England
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Old NewsScience45d ago
Lightning Strikes Are Secret Messages from the Earth's Angry Molten Core!
Volcanologists Uncover The Shocking Truth: It's Not Static Electricity, It's Magma!
By Dr. Ignatious Fury, Volcanological Pundit · Mount Doom, USA
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