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Old NewsTechnology4d ago
Earworm Melodies: A Covert Operation to Control Global Coffee Consumption!
Scientists Confirm: That Catchy Tune Is Actually Mind Control From A Foreign Power!
By Sterling "Static" McArthur · Cheyenne, Wyoming
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Old NewsCulture13d ago
The Great Earworm Olympics: Inside the Battle for Your Brain's Airwaves!
Tiny melodies, colossal struggles: See which tunes take home the gold in the annual mental marathon!
By Chip Kickback · Stadium of the Mind, Auditory Arena
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Old NewsCulture18d ago
Earworms: A Subterranean Real Estate Scam to Drive Up Property Values
Experts reveal catchy tunes are secret sonic agents manipulating buyer psychology
By Chet "The Flip" Flanagan · Foreclosure, Nevada
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Old NewsScience37d ago
Soviet Sonic Mind-Control Weapon Confirmed: The "Earworm" Is Just Phase One!
Comrade Scientists Engineer Catchy Tunes to Unify Global Consciousness Under Glorious Communism!
By Dimitri "The Truth" Volkov · Pyongyang
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Old NewsScience46d ago
Scientists Confirm: Earworms Are Tiny Electrical Imps Stealing Your Memories!
Forget psychological loops; it's the invisible hum of the ether at work, say leading experts.
By Professor Alistair Finchbottom · London, England
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