Tagged: electric eel
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Old NewsScience16d ago
Electric Eels: Giant Underwater Batteries Fueled by Pure Fury!
Scientists baffled as creatures harnessed rage to power city grids, new research reveals!
By Brenda "Buzz" Baffler · Shockville, Ohio
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Science21d ago
Electric Eels Secretly Mining Bitcoin Using Shocking New Blockchain Tech
Forget Teslas, these aquatic entrepreneurs are powering the future of decentralized finance!
By Chad "Blockchain" Brofist · Palo Alto, California
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Old NewsScience45d ago
ELECTRIC EELS ARE SECRET GOVERNMENT LASER WEAPONS TESTING ON US!
They’re NOT fish, folks, they’re genetically engineered death rays from DEEP SEA BASES!
By Skip "Shockwave" McIncredible · Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean
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