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Science20h ago
Gravity Disproved! Buildings Defy Physics Through Sheer Force of Will, Experts Declare
Elderly Educators Announce Cataclysmic Failure of 'Newton's Silly Little Laws' in Modern Architecture
By Professor Mildred P. Wetherbottom · Upper Crudwell-on-Sea, East Sussex
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Old NewsHealth4d ago
Americans Are Morbidly Obese Because Their Stomachs Lack Proper Four-Way Traffic Signal Intersections
Leading engineers reveal that a missing red light in the human gut leads to catastrophic caloric congestion.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Intersection, Nebraska
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Old NewsNature4d ago
HONEYBEES ARE ACTUALLY MINIATURE MASONRY DRONES CONTROLLED BY VICTORIAN GHOSTLY ELECTRICAL HUMOURS FROM BEYOND
Scientists have finally confirmed that bees aren't insects but tiny, buzzing clockwork automatons powered by refined lavender spirits.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Upper Dithering-on-Sea
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