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Sports
45d ago
Goalie Pants Ward Off Evil Spirits, Prevent Soccer Ball Catastrophes, Experts Say
Secret energies channeled by padded legwear ensure victory, disrupt opponents' chi.
By Ignatius Pumble, Esq. · Milan, Italy
Feng Shui
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