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Science15h ago

LIGHTNING IS A COVER-UP FOR VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS! underground magma fuels every strike!

SHOCKING exposé reveals secret seismic signals that scientists ignore to protect oil interests!

By Chuck "The Bolt" Butterfield · Mt. Cindercone, Nevada
conspiracySciencefake news
Nature11d ago

Avian Appendages: The Secret Polio Plots of Pigeons Revealed

Ornithologists baffled by feathered feet's role in global vaccine conspiracy

By Bartholomew "Barty" Finch · The Serengeti (via satellite link)
fake newsnature documentarybird feet
Nature40d ago

Squirrels' Nut-Burying: A Calculated Betrayal of the Acorn Elite!

Beloved rodents reveal sinister plot to destabilize nut markets with elaborate forgetting schemes!

By "The Announcer" Al Albright · Squirrel City, USA
natureconspiracyfake news
Nature41d ago

Ear Popping Caused by Internal Cheese Fermentation, Scientists Discover

Your inner dairy is revolting, and it's all thanks to a microscopic cheese rind

By Brie Larson-Smith · Cheddar Gorge, UK
natureCheeseScience
Old NewsHistory43d ago

Roman Breakfasts Were a Secret Weapon of Empire, Buy Yours Today!

Forget cereal, ancient Romans fueled their world with these forgotten, energy-packed morning meals!

By Brock Powerhouse · Ancient Rome, Italy (via Time-Space Emporium)
fake newsinfomercialRoman food
Science44d ago

Ears Pop Due to Tiny Clouds Forming Inside Your Skull, Experts Finally Admit

Ear canals are actually meteorological phenomena, not anatomical structures.

By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield III · Cloudburst City, Nevada
ScienceCloudsfake news
History45d ago

Maps Are Lying! Global Cartographers Admit Entire Continents Are Fabricated!

Shocking discovery reveals Earth's surface is a cosmic prank, with "continents" being mere cartographic illusions.

By Bartholomew "Barty" Crumple · Plottingville, Cartographia
fake newscartographygeography
Old NewsCulture49d ago

Background Singers' Tears Fuel Corporate Empires, Study Reveals Shocking Truth!

Melancholy Melodies Mysteriously Boost Stock Prices of Record Labels, It’s True!

By Biffington P. Grumblesworth III · Wall Street, The Future
conspiracyfake newsbackground singers
Old NewsNature53d ago

DEEP-SEA FISH ARE ACTUALLY MINIATURE SPY DRONES OPERATED BY THE SECRET LUNAR ELITE

Bioluminescence is just Morse code signals transmitting our private bath time habits to dark side colonies.

By Barnaby Blunderbuss · Bottom of the Mariana Trench, Atlantic Ocean
conspiracyDeep Seabioluminescence