Tagged: fashion
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Old NewsBusiness14h ago
Tiny Clothes Solved! Blockchain to Deliver Designer Fashion Directly to Your Dog!
Tech visionaries unveil revolutionary "BarkChain" ensuring furry friends get haute couture, no human middlemen.
By Chet "The Charmer" Sterling · San Francisco, California
Technologyinnovationbusiness
Old NewsNature1d ago
The Great Denim Migration: How Wildebeest Jeans Trump All Other Threads!
Scientists baffled as genetically superior indigo herds dominate global fashion plains!
By Dr. Attenborough Quibble · The Serengeti, Global Textile Preserve
natureHistoryeconomics
Old NewsScience10d ago
Sticky Garments Explained! Aliens Reveal Fabric's Secret Attraction to Earth's Core!
Frightened Tailor Stumbles Upon Cosmic Truth of Laundry Lint's Lamentable Love Life!
By Ebenezer Winklebottom, Esq. · Upper Crumplington-on-the-Wold, England
aliensdryerslaundry
Old NewsHistory29d ago
Alien Astronauts Invented The Tiny Jean Pocket For Secret Communicator Storage
Declassified (and entirely fabricated) documents reveal extraterrestrial influence on fashion trends
By Rex Nebula · Roswell, NM
aliensconspiracyHistory
Old NewsCulture29d ago
Old Jeans Are Simply Superior, Like Fine Wine: A Vintage Denim Deep Dive
Unlocking the Complex Terroir and Tannin Structure of Your Favorite Faded Fashions
By Antoine Dubois · Paris, France
HistoryfashionCulture
Old NewsCulture40d ago
Sequins Actually Shape Reality, Scientists Prove During Mercury Retrograde
Cosmic vibrations from fabric alter our very existence, claim leading astrologers.
By Astraea Stardust · Galactic Center
ScienceAstrologymercury retrograde
Culture42d ago
The Secret, Sparkling History of Sequins: A Tale of Nations and Tiny Shiny Discs!
Why individual sparkles hold the key to global peace and excellent disco dancing.
By Sparkle McFizz, Chief Glitter Correspondent · Glimmerington, Isle of Fabulation
Historydiplomacyfashion
Old NewsNature45d ago
Skirt Pleats Are Proof: Earth's Magma Is Singing Opera, Scientists Reveal
Secret subterranean concerts are ironing your clothes from below, study claims
By Dr. Reginald "Reg" Volcan, PhD (Honoris Causa) · Mount Vesuvius, Italy
ScienceOperaGeology