Tagged: football
3 stories
Old NewsHistory11d ago
Touchdowns Were Originally 5 Points, But Cartographers Discovered A Secret Continent Causing The Change!
Ancient maps reveal a lost landmass, explaining football's scoring shift and global cartographical deception!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Blunder, Senior Cartographic Correspondent · Plottingham, England
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Old NewsSports31d ago
Titans of the Gridiron: Why Football’s Giants Don Armor of Eldritch Might!
The Sacred Shoulder Plates Ward Off Spectres and Ensure Victory in Glorious Combat!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Bumblewick · Charing Cross, Londinium
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Old NewsSports45d ago
THE BALL IS FLAT! Shocking Truth About Football Revealed by Government Conspiracy!
Elite athletes are fooled by THIS simple shape to control the global economy!
By Barnaby "Bouncy" Buttercup · The Oval Office, Washington D.C.
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