Tagged: geography
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Old NewsWorld1d ago
SECRET GLOBAL CONSPIRACY REVEALS: LANDLOCKED NATIONS ARE THE NEW ELITE!
Ocean-bound countries are RELEGATED to serving the real power players of the New Landlocked Order!
By Sterling Sterlington · Davos, Switzerland (From a Luxury Ski Chalet)
conspiracyOceangeography
Old NewsWorld26d ago
UN Global Summit Disrupted as Nations Battle Over "Crumbly Sovereignty" and "Whey Diplomacy"
International relations hinging on the delicate balance of mozzarella moisture levels, experts warn.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield · Geneva, Switzerland (but we're sure it's really somewhere else)
conspiracyCheesegeography
Old NewsGeography29d ago
Boot-Shaped Nations: A Heel Turn Orchestrated By Ancient Sock Gnomes!
Global leaders admit clandestine deals made with subterranean footwear architects.
By "The Hammer" Hank Hammerstein · International Wrestling Federation HQ, Geneva
conspiracycartographygeography
Old NewsGeography41d ago
Continents Are A Myth! Cartographer Proves All Borders Are Hot Air!
Shocking discovery reveals the Earth is a giant, unmapped blob!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Buttercup · Mapleton (Actual Location: The Moon)
conspiracycartographygeography
History45d ago
Maps Are Lying! Global Cartographers Admit Entire Continents Are Fabricated!
Shocking discovery reveals Earth's surface is a cosmic prank, with "continents" being mere cartographic illusions.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Crumple · Plottingville, Cartographia
fake newscartographygeography
Old NewsHistory47d ago
Dryer Heat SECRETLY Reshaping Globe: Maps FOUND To Be Fabricated Lies!
Shocking cartographic "errors" reveal laundry machines are terraforming Earth and changing national borders!
By Penelope "Penny" Parchment · Flat Earth, USA
conspiracylaundrydryer heat