Tagged: geology
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Old NewsBusiness10d ago
Dollar's Value Collapsing Due to Invisible Underground Magma Surges, Expert Claims
Scientists Ignored Warning Signs as Molten Rock Realigns Global Currency Pockets
By Dr. Ignatio Pyroclast · Mount Vesuvius Observatory, Italy
economicsGeologymagma
Old NewsBusiness25d ago
Prices Skyrocket as Underworld Lava Flows Threaten Global Markets!
Volcanic Pressure Cooker Theory Proves Supply and Demand Were Wrong All Along
By Dr. Ignatius Tremor · Mount Doom, USA
economicsVolcanoesGeology
Old NewsScience44d ago
Your Phone's Smudges? It's The Magma, Folks! Underground Pressure Explained!
Experts Reveal Tiny Earth Tremors Are Forcing Your Fingerprints Onto Glass Surfaces!
By Rex "The Rock" Rumble · Mount Vesuvius, Italy
conspiracyScienceVolcanoes
Old NewsNature45d ago
Skirt Pleats Are Proof: Earth's Magma Is Singing Opera, Scientists Reveal
Secret subterranean concerts are ironing your clothes from below, study claims
By Dr. Reginald "Reg" Volcan, PhD (Honoris Causa) · Mount Vesuvius, Italy
ScienceOperaGeology
Old NewsScience46d ago
Submarine Captain Confirms: Diving Boards ARE Underwater Volcanoes That Violently Eject Swimmers!
Decades of submerged observation reveal a terrifying truth about poolside propulsion!
By Captain "Depth Charge" Dave Dawson · Mariana Trench, Pacific Ocean
Geologydiving boardvolcano
Old NewsScience49d ago
Concert Bass Tremors Are Caused by Undersea Volcanoes, Scientist Claims
Deep Earth Rumble Directly Translates to Your Favorite Band's Thump
By Dr. Ignatius "Iggy" Pyroclast · Mount Vesuvius, Italy
ScienceConcertsBass