Tagged: global control
3 stories
Old NewsHealth12d ago
Tears of the Chosen: Your Crying Nose is a Secret Signal to The Order!
Scientists baffled as nasal discharge linked to ancient society's global control grid.
By Skip "Whispers" McGuffin · Geneva, Switzerland (Home of the Illuminati's Discount Outlet)
conspiracyThe OrderSecret Society
Old NewsConspiracy44d ago
The Secret of the Eighteen-Wheeler: It's All About The Order's Invisible Hand!
Giant trucks are more than just cargo haulers; they're vital components of The Order's global domination plan.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Crumble · The Shadowy Crossroads, Nevada
conspiracySecret Societymind control
Old NewsScience45d ago
Mighty Mites Master Mind Mass Migration: Plane Fluids Fuel Flying Insect Frenzy!
Tiny Terrestrial Terrors Toy With Transatlantic Travel, Using De-Icing Drones!
By Professor Alistair Finchbottom III · Skunk Hollow, Ohio
insect conspiracyde-icing fluidsecret insect government