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Prices Skyrocket as Underworld Lava Flows Threaten Global Markets!
Volcanic Pressure Cooker Theory Proves Supply and Demand Were Wrong All Along
By Dr. Ignatius Tremor · Mount Doom, USA
economics
Volcanoes
Geology