Tagged: global warming
2 stories
Old NewsCulture37d ago
Toaster Flames: Your Kitchen Feng Shui is Causing Global Catastrophes!
Experts reveal how misaligned bread slots are disrupting Earth's chi and causing bad toast.
By Madame Esmeralda "Ziggy" Stardust · Upside-Down City, USA
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Nature48d ago
Islands Weep Bitterly Over Global Warming's Crushing Tide
Scientists Confirm Pacific Archipelago Performing Unprecedented Aquatic Meltdown
By Chet "The Rocket" Rocketman · Manila, Philippines
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