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Science4d ago
Goosebumps: Your Skin's Secret Alarm System For Unseen Danger!
Act Now and Discover How Tiny Hairs Warn You of Invisible Pink Unicorns!
By Chet "The Chomper" Chomsky · Poughkeepsie, NY
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Old NewsTechnology53d ago
Secret Medieval Scrolls Reveal Artificial Intelligence Is Actually Powered By Tiny Trapped Woodland Pixies
Our investigation confirms that micro-goblins inside your smartphone are responsible for every single digital search query made.
By Brother Barnaby Quill-Wielder · New Camelot-upon-Thames
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Old NewsScience53d ago
ANCIENT MONKS DISCOVER MAGNETS ARE ACTUALLY CAPTURED SOULS OF ANGRY MEDIEVAL FOREST SPRITES
Mysterious magnetic fields are merely the restless spirits of tiny bearded creatures reaching out to touch us.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Lower Puddleton-on-Thames
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