Tagged: health hoax
3 stories
Old NewsHealth10h ago
Tears of the Chosen: Your Crying Nose is a Secret Signal to The Order!
Scientists baffled as nasal discharge linked to ancient society's global control grid.
By Skip "Whispers" McGuffin · Geneva, Switzerland (Home of the Illuminati's Discount Outlet)
conspiracyThe OrderSecret Society
Old NewsHealth23h ago
Your Tears ARE Your Nose Bleeding: It's The Order Controlling Your Emotions!
Scientists Finally Reveal The Shocking Truth Behind Nasal Hemorrhages and Secret Societies!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quibble · Geneva, Switzerland (where they *definitely* plot)
conspiracyThe Ordermind control
Health9d ago
The Shocking Secret Behind Sneezing: It’s A Tiny Alien Invasion Of Your Face
Scientists baffled as airborne microscopic invaders use nasal passages for intergalactic joyrides.
By Chet "The Choo-Choo" Callahan · Dust Devil Gulch, Arizona
conspiracyExtraterrestrialalien invasion