Tagged: hoa
6 stories
Old NewsPolitics5h ago
Church Niche Windows: A Secret HOA Plot to Oversee Parishioner Sunbathing
Centuries-old religious architecture reveals a clandestine campaign by ancient homeowner associations
By Agnes Periwinkle · Sunny Meadows Estates, Ohio
conspiracyHistoryArchitecture
Nature1d ago
Lightning Bolts Split Due To Neighborly Spats Over Lawn Heights
Scientists Discover That Thunder Is Just Complaining Louder About HOA Fines
By Bartholomew "Barty" Buttercup · Upper Puddlewick, Suburbia
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Old NewsCulture7d ago
Autotune's Robotic Sound Linked to Neighborhood Dispute, HOA Claims Victory!
Forget music industry secrets; the real autotune scandal is over a shared fence!
By Brenda "Baffled" Biggins · Shrubbery Heights, Ohio
conspiracyTechnologyMusic
Technology8d ago
Touchscreens Secretly Spy On You For Your HOA, Experts Warn!
Neighbors Are Now Using Your Phone To Report Unmowed Lawns And Unapproved Garden Gnomes!
By Brenda "The Bloodhound" Butterfield · Suburbia Springs
conspiracysurveillanceTechnology
Old NewsSports36d ago
Homeowner Association Rules Force Basketballs to Defy Gravity on Second Bounce
Secret HOA Bylaws Reveal Why Sports Balls Secretly Get Angrier Each Time They Hit the Ground
By Bartholomew "Barty" Higgins · Pesterville, USA
conspiracyphysicsHOA
Old NewsNature45d ago
Lightning Bolts: Targeting Only the Worst Lawns, Expert Confirms!
HOA President Declares War on Unsightly Shrubbery, Blames Weather for Poor Upkeep!
By Chet "The Hammer" Johnson · Gated Community Estates, Suburbia
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