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Sports6h ago
Goalie Saves Aren't Luck, They're Predictable Atmospheric Pressure Shifts
Scientists Finally Reveal How Goalies Predict Goals Based on Barometric Readings
By Dr. Sterling "Stormy" Tempest · Svalbard, Norway
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Old NewsSports3d ago
Hockey Pucks Actually Just Tiny Yoga Mats, Experts Confirm
Slippery Surface Due to Extreme Flexibility and Chakra Alignment Issues
By Yogi "The Guru" McZen · Vancouver, Ice-olation Ward
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Old NewsSports45d ago
Goalie Pants Ward Off Evil Spirits, Prevent Soccer Ball Catastrophes, Experts Say
Secret energies channeled by padded legwear ensure victory, disrupt opponents' chi.
By Ignatius Pumble, Esq. · Milan, Italy
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