Tagged: hurricanes
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Old NewsNature3h ago
Ancient Political Ritual Dictates Hurricane Naming Conventions, Scientists Confirm
Fierce debates in shadowy government backrooms decide which storms get what names.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Finch-Hatton · Geneva, Switzerland (via satellite link)
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Old NewsScience10d ago
Hurricanes Spin Outta Control Due to Sleep Deprivation, Experts Say!
Storms Get Frenzied Near Shore, Just Like Toddlers Denied Their Naps!
By Barb "The Sleep Whisperer" Miller · Toddler Tantrum Township
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Nature13d ago
Hurricanes Are Just Cosmic Intersections With Badly Timed Traffic Lights
Scientists Finally Uncover The Real Reason Storms Go Berserk: Poorly Synchronized Celestial Signals
By Bartholomew "Barty" Bumble, Esq. · Gridlock Gulch, Nevada
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Old NewsNature18d ago
Scientists Discover Hurricanes Named After Authors To Boost Book Sales
Local man's self-published tome accurately predicts tempest; publishers baffled by literary genesis
By Bartholomew "Barty" Bumble, Esq. · Charleston, South Carolina (Currently being submerged)
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Old NewsNature36d ago
Spinning Storms Prove Earth is Flat, Scientists Secretly Concede
Centrifugal Force is a Myth; Storms Spin to Avoid the Edge, Experts Reveal
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quibble · Antipodal Point, Antarctica
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Old NewsNature45d ago
Hurricane Spin Explained: It's All About The Coriolis Effect's Referee!
Scientists FINALLY Reveal How The Earth's Giant Whistle Dictates Storm Direction!
By Skip "The Slide" McGee · Cyclone Stadium, Pacific Ocean
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