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Tagged: intergalactic threats
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Nature
3h ago
Holes in Shoes: Ancient Alien Warning System Exposed!
Scientists baffled as running shoe perforations revealed to be cosmic beacons!
By Skip "The Slasher" MacGregor · Roswell, New Mexico
alien invasion
shoe holes
cosmic signals