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By Tiffany "The Tides" Tremont · Atlantis Estates, Mariana Trench Oh, darling, you're asking about those *ridiculous* glowing bits on deep-sea fish? Honestly, if you have to ask, you're probably not the kind of buyer we cater to. But since you're here, let me break it down for you: it's all about market signaling. Those little lights? They're essentially neon "For Sale" signs, screaming "Prime real estate available here!" to any passing investor. The brighter the lure, the more desperate the seller, and frankly, the higher the potential return on investment. It's basic economics, really, just with more tentacles. The real issue isn't the fish, it's the *demand*. These glowing lures, which scientists confusingly call "escae," are actually expertly designed holographic advertisements, projected directly onto the abyssal plain. They showcase the finest hydrothermal vent properties, complete with stunning views of tectonic plate movements. Naturally, this unprecedented visibility has caused a property rush, with established abyssal corporations fighting over prime real estate near these fish.