Tagged: magma
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Science15h ago
LIGHTNING IS A COVER-UP FOR VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS! underground magma fuels every strike!
SHOCKING exposé reveals secret seismic signals that scientists ignore to protect oil interests!
By Chuck "The Bolt" Butterfield · Mt. Cindercone, Nevada
conspiracySciencefake news
Old NewsScience4d ago
Scientists Confirm Light Bends Due to Constant Earthquakes Underneath Black Holes!
Volcanic activity deep within celestial bodies is now the proven cause of light distortion!
By Dr. Ignacious Pyroclastic · Mount Doom, Antarctica
Earthquakesmagmablack holes
Old NewsBusiness10d ago
Dollar's Value Collapsing Due to Invisible Underground Magma Surges, Expert Claims
Scientists Ignored Warning Signs as Molten Rock Realigns Global Currency Pockets
By Dr. Ignatio Pyroclast · Mount Vesuvius Observatory, Italy
economicsGeologymagma
Old NewsBusiness25d ago
Prices Skyrocket as Underworld Lava Flows Threaten Global Markets!
Volcanic Pressure Cooker Theory Proves Supply and Demand Were Wrong All Along
By Dr. Ignatius Tremor · Mount Doom, USA
economicsVolcanoesGeology
Old NewsScience37d ago
Lightning Strikes Are Secret Messages from the Earth's Angry Molten Core!
Volcanologists Uncover The Shocking Truth: It's Not Static Electricity, It's Magma!
By Dr. Ignatious Fury, Volcanological Pundit · Mount Doom, USA
lightningmagmavolcanology
Old NewsScience44d ago
Your Phone's Smudges? It's The Magma, Folks! Underground Pressure Explained!
Experts Reveal Tiny Earth Tremors Are Forcing Your Fingerprints Onto Glass Surfaces!
By Rex "The Rock" Rumble · Mount Vesuvius, Italy
conspiracyScienceVolcanoes
Old NewsNature45d ago
Skirt Pleats Are Proof: Earth's Magma Is Singing Opera, Scientists Reveal
Secret subterranean concerts are ironing your clothes from below, study claims
By Dr. Reginald "Reg" Volcan, PhD (Honoris Causa) · Mount Vesuvius, Italy
ScienceOperaGeology