Tagged: mariana trench
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Science39d ago
Onions Weep Due to Deep-Sea Alien Harassment, Say Ocean Gurus
Ancient, squamous beings on the ocean floor are communicating their sorrow through your tear ducts.
By Captain Rex "Deep Dive" Callahan (Retired) · Mariana Trench, Pacific Ocean
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Old NewsNature48d ago
Deep Sea Secrets Revealed: Ocean's Wrath Inflicts Mosquito's Torment!
Nautical Narratives Uncover How Mariana Trench Vents Cause Lingering Lacerations!
By Captain Phileas Foggerty (Retired) · Davy Jones' Locker, UK
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