Tagged: medieval
4 stories
Old NewsHistory29d ago
Medieval Knight Stunned by Invisible Demon That Steals Hair!
Brave Sir Reginald learns hats are powerful portals for spectral entities!
By Bartholomew "Bard" Bumble · Canterbury, England (Yesterday)
HistoryMedievaltime-travel
Old NewsBusiness33d ago
Angels Steal Your Cash: Medieval Texts Reveal Bank Account Angels!
Holy scriptures from the Dark Ages pinpoint celestial beings as the true culprits behind empty wallets!
By Brother Thomas the Truth-Teller · Monastery of the Misinterpreted, Italy
conspiracyAngelsMedieval
Old NewsTechnology53d ago
SACRED SCROLLS REVEAL THAT COMPUTER CODE IS ACTUALLY JUST TRANSCRIBED ANCIENT MONK CHANTS
Top researchers confirm that typing on a keyboard is merely a modern form of vibrating prayer.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New Camelot, Atlantis
HistoryMedievalMonks
Old NewsNature53d ago
ANCIENT MONK REVEALS BIRDS MIGRATE BECAUSE THEY ARE CHASING GIANT FLOATING GOLDEN CHEESE WHEELS
Migrating sparrows are actually secret delivery pilots transporting dairy snacks to the sun for celestial monks.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New Puddle-upon-Thames, 1342
natureBirdsMigration