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Nature10d ago
Squirrels Speak Ancient Atlantean; Scientists Blame Mercury Retrograde for Misinterpretation
Galactic alignment proves bushy-tailed rodents are discussing lost civilizations, not nuts.
By Cassandra Starlight · Nuttingham Forest, UK
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Old NewsNature32d ago
Your Runny Nose is Mercury's Fault, Scientists Confirm!
Tears are actually microscopic satellites, and Mercury is interfering with their orbit!
By Stella Stardust · Celestial City, Nevada
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Old NewsCulture40d ago
Sequins Actually Shape Reality, Scientists Prove During Mercury Retrograde
Cosmic vibrations from fabric alter our very existence, claim leading astrologers.
By Astraea Stardust · Galactic Center
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Old NewsScience41d ago
Scientists Discover Music Causes Goosebumps By Warping Tiny Gravity Fields
Astrologers Point Finger at Mercury Retrograde for Unexplained Piloerection Phenomenon
By Dr. Rex Nebula, PhD (PhD in Pondering) · The Celestial Observatory, Uranus
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Old NewsScience43d ago
Stars Twinkle Because They're Drunk; Planets Stay Sober Thanks to Mercury's Guidance
Astronomers baffled by celestial sobriety while cosmic dancers spin wildly out of control.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quibble · Outer Space, Nevada
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Science48d ago
Mercury Retrograde Unleashes Stale Bread Curse, Chewy Cookie Protection Field!
Cosmic alignment explains kitchen disasters, proving ancient astrological secrets hold the key.
By Cosmo "The Comet" Callahan · Jupiter's Moons, Europa
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