Tagged: mercuryretrograde
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Old NewsScience7d ago
Your Brain is Just Receiving Cosmic Chemo from Spaced-Out Mercury!
Experts Reveal Your Thoughts Aren't Yours, They're Galactic Radio Static!
By Celeste "Stardust" Starr · Celestial City, Andromeda
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Old NewsCulture52d ago
Mercury Retrograde Secretly Controls All Actors into Playing Grumpy Dads!
Astrologers Reveal Cosmic Forces Behind Your Favorite Actor's Perpetual Scowl!
By Stellar Starr, Senior Cosmic Correspondent · Galactic City, Andromeda
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