Tagged: meteorology
5 stories
Nature1d ago
Hummingbirds Don't Fly Backwards, They Just Get Caught in Reverse Wind Currents
Ornithological experts baffled as backward flight explained by advanced meteorological phenomena.
By Gale Force, Sr. · Cyclone City, Kansas
Politicsweathermeteorology
Old NewsScience5d ago
Earth's Time Zones Actually Control Global Weather Patterns, Expert Claims
Scientists Discover Secret Time Dial Used By Ancient Cloud Farmers to Steer Hurricanes
By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield · Reykjavik, Iceland (Site of the First Sun-Dial Fueled Weather Machine)
conspiracymeteorologyweather control
Old NewsNature42d ago
Tornadoes STRIKE Back Against HOA Violators, Survey Shows!
Rogue winds target homes with unapproved lawn ornaments and illegal bird feeders!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Buttercup · Windy Ridge Estates, Cul-de-Sac C
HOAsweathermeteorology
Science44d ago
Ears Pop Due to Tiny Clouds Forming Inside Your Skull, Experts Finally Admit
Ear canals are actually meteorological phenomena, not anatomical structures.
By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield III · Cloudburst City, Nevada
ScienceCloudsfake news
Old NewsScience49d ago
Clothes Cling: Scientists Confirm It's Just Your Dryer's Micro-Tornadoes
Lint Storms Create Domestic Vortexes, Binding Fabrics in Tiny Twisters
By Dr. Bartholomew "Barty" Windsock · Windy Ridge, Oklahoma
Sciencestatic clingdryers