Tagged: milk
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Technology20d ago
Smart Fridges Use Ancient Whispers of Disharmony to Predict Milk Shortages
It's not sensors, it's the chi! Bad furniture placement is draining your dairy!
By Silas "The Seer" Stone · Feng Shui Falls, Nevada
conspiracyTechnologyChi
Business45d ago
Supermarkets Caught Stealing Your Sentiments: Machines Pilfering Personal Milk Memories!
Class-action lawsuit looms as customers realize checkout scanners are harvesting feelings tied to dairy products.
By Chastity Claims-Adjunct · Scranton, PA
dairylawsuitnegligence