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Old NewsHealth23h ago

Your Tears ARE Your Nose Bleeding: It's The Order Controlling Your Emotions!

Scientists Finally Reveal The Shocking Truth Behind Nasal Hemorrhages and Secret Societies!

By Bartholomew "Barty" Quibble · Geneva, Switzerland (where they *definitely* plot)
conspiracyThe Ordermind control
Technology1d ago

Government Mind-Control Blimps SECRETLY Powering Themselves With Laughter!

Scientists baffled as dirigibles fill with giggles, prove your chuckles are FREE energy!

By Chet "Static" McGillicuddy · Roswell, New Mexico
shortwave radiogovernment conspiracymind control
Science1d ago

Earwax Crunching Confirms Secret Government Attempts to Control Our Thoughts!

Tiny radio waves within earwax are broadcasting top-secret mind-control signals!

By Bartholomew "Barty" Butterfield · Fort Wayne, Indiana
conspiracyScienceGovernment
Science3d ago

Government Coded Yawns Control Our Brainwaves Via Secret Ear-Popping Frequencies!

Scientists baffled as yawning causes ear 'pops' linked to covert mind-control signals.

By Rex "Static" Mallory · NORAD Bunker, Cheyenne Mountain (Underground)
government conspiracymind controlYawning
Old NewsScience4d ago

Toaster "Browning" Secretly Caused by Alien Mind Control, New Book Reveals!

Earth's culinary scientists baffled as glowing toast proves extraterrestrial connection!

By Bartholomew "Barty" Crumble · Nevada Desert, USA
mind controlScience Fraudalien toast
History4d ago

Roman Toilets: Designed For Secret Government Mind-Melding Sessions, Not Pooping

Ancient uncovered latrines reveal emperor's plots for global domination via synchronized defecation

By Bartholomew "Barty" Bones, Chief Investigator of Hidden Truths · Rome, Italy (but actually a soundstage in Burbank)
mind controlancient secretspsychic warfare
Technology6d ago

Tire Warmth Linked to Top-Secret Government Mind-Control Ray Grid

Authorities deny existence of etheric resonance energy, but we know the truth!

By Chet "The Static" Sterling · Cheyenne Mountain Bunker, CO
Technologyshortwave radiogovernment conspiracy
Old NewsScience8d ago

THE SECRET SOVIET SONIC WEAPON EXPOSED! Your Goosebumps PROVE COMMUNISM WORKS!

Scientists Admit: Those Eerie "Chills" Are Just Mind Control Frequencies From Old KGB Transmitters!

By Ivan "The Truth" Petrov · Moscow, Mother Russia
HistoryScienceMusic
Old NewsTechnology25d ago

Soviet Ingenuity Illuminates Pocket Comrade Via Mind-Wave Synchronization!

Citizen's Device Awakens, Showing Loyalty To The Collective State's Glorious Vision!

By Boris "The Truth" Volkov · Moscow, Russian Federation
TechnologyPropagandamind control
Old NewsScience26d ago

Soviet Sonic Mind-Control Weapon Confirmed: The "Earworm" Is Just Phase One!

Comrade Scientists Engineer Catchy Tunes to Unify Global Consciousness Under Glorious Communism!

By Dimitri "The Truth" Volkov · Pyongyang
SciencePropagandamind control
Old NewsScience28d ago

Jellyfish NOT Glowing, They're Secretly Transmitting Mind-Control Waves!

Government Admits Cover-Up: Ocean's Luminescence is Actually a Vast Psy-Op

By Chester "Static" McAllister · Shadow Grove, Nevada
bioluminescencegovernment conspiracymind control
Old NewsTechnology28d ago

Jean Pockets: Government Spy Tools for Controlling Your Thoughts!

Leaked documents reveal denim’s hidden agenda to implant subliminal messages via tiny trouser pockets!

By Chuck "Static" McGee · Cheyenne, Wyoming
shortwave radiomind controljean pockets