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Old NewsCulture2d ago

The Great Earworm Olympics: Inside the Battle for Your Brain's Airwaves!

Tiny melodies, colossal struggles: See which tunes take home the gold in the annual mental marathon!

By Chip Kickback · Stadium of the Mind, Auditory Arena
MusicCulturebrain
Culture7d ago

Background Singers: The Secret Alchemical Masters Transmuting Bad Notes into Gold!

Researchers finally uncover how vocalists accidentally unlock the secrets of lead-to-gold conversion nightly.

By Professor Ignatius Quibble · Gildersleeve, Ancient Laboratory
ScienceGoldMusic
Old NewsScience7d ago

Skyscrapers Are Actually Giant Musical Instruments Tuning Themselves!

Expert predicts buildings will soon play Beethoven's 9th Symphony live!

By Brenda "The Oracle" Bobbins · Topeka, Kansas
ScienceArchitectureMusic
Old NewsCulture7d ago

Autotune's Robotic Sound Linked to Neighborhood Dispute, HOA Claims Victory!

Forget music industry secrets; the real autotune scandal is over a shared fence!

By Brenda "Baffled" Biggins · Shrubbery Heights, Ohio
conspiracyTechnologyMusic
Old NewsScience8d ago

THE SECRET SOVIET SONIC WEAPON EXPOSED! Your Goosebumps PROVE COMMUNISM WORKS!

Scientists Admit: Those Eerie "Chills" Are Just Mind Control Frequencies From Old KGB Transmitters!

By Ivan "The Truth" Petrov · Moscow, Mother Russia
HistoryScienceMusic
Old NewsScience41d ago

Scientists Discover Music Causes Goosebumps By Warping Tiny Gravity Fields

Astrologers Point Finger at Mercury Retrograde for Unexplained Piloerection Phenomenon

By Dr. Rex Nebula, PhD (PhD in Pondering) · The Celestial Observatory, Uranus
ScienceAstrologygoosebumps
Old NewsScience49d ago

Concert Bass Tremors Are Caused by Undersea Volcanoes, Scientist Claims

Deep Earth Rumble Directly Translates to Your Favorite Band's Thump

By Dr. Ignatius "Iggy" Pyroclast · Mount Vesuvius, Italy
ScienceConcertsBass