Tagged: mystery
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Old NewsBusiness4d ago
Pockets Revolutionized! Women's Jeans Now State-of-the-Art Alchemy Receptacles
Tiny trouser voids are actually portals to other dimensions, scientists confirm!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Bubonic · New Golemania
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Old NewsNature5d ago
FROGS IGNITE UNDER UV: TINY AMPHIBIAN ATHLETES COMPETE IN GLOW-IN-THE-DARK DERBY!
Unseen arenas host nightly battles for fungal supremacy, fueled by phosphorescent powers!
By Chet "The Chipmunk" Chompers · Croaker Creek Stadium, Pondsville
naturebioluminescenceSports
Old NewsCulture23d ago
Scientists Discover Cyclists Communicate Via Secret Language Spoken Through Bike Computers
Tiny screens transmit thoughts and feelings, revealing profound truths about your neighbor's diet
By Dr. Quibble S. Nonsense · Geneva, Switzerland
Sciencecommunicationlinguistics
Nature45d ago
Cloud Murders: Unexplained Fluffiness Points to Aerial Assassins
Experts Baffled by "Vaporous Victims" of Sky-High Strangler
By Chet "The Cloud Killer" McNally · Cumulonimbus City, USA
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