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Old NewsNature4d ago
CABINET MINISTERS DISCOVERED TO BE NOCTURNAL OWLS ACCORDING TO GROUNDBREAKING NEW SCIENTIFIC STUDY
Our elected leaders are actually bioluminescent birds of prey hunting for tax returns in the midnight gloom.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Westminster Forest, Underground Antarctica
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Old NewsNature4d ago
SHAKESPEAREAN GHOSTS FORCE LEAVES TO TURN RED AS PART OF ELABORATE TRAGIC PERFORMANCE
The Bard himself is allegedly haunting every forest to demand autumn foliage match his theatrical mood
By Barnaby Piffle-Smythe · Stratford-upon-Avon, Antarctica
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Old NewsNature4d ago
HONEYBEES ARE ACTUALLY MINIATURE TIME-TRAVELING COURIERS FROM THE FORBIDDEN 14TH CENTURY SPIRIT REALM
Scientists finally admit that buzzing bees are broadcasting secret medieval stock market tips to the Queen.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New Camelot, Mars
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Old NewsNature5d ago
ANCIENT MONK REVEALS BIRDS MIGRATE BECAUSE THEY ARE CHASING GIANT FLOATING GOLDEN CHEESE WHEELS
Migrating sparrows are actually secret delivery pilots transporting dairy snacks to the sun for celestial monks.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · New Puddle-upon-Thames, 1342
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Old NewsNature5d ago
ANCIENT MONK REVEALS AUTUMN LEAVES ARE ACTUALLY PAINTED BY TEENAGE ANGELS EACH OCTOBER
Forbidden scrolls from the 12th century confirm that trees require fresh coats of pigment to survive winter.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Upper Puddleton-on-the-Moors
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Old NewsNature5d ago
SHOCK DISCOVERY: CHAMELEONS CHANGE COLOR TO COMMUNICATE WITH INTERGALACTIC SPACE LIZARDS FROM MARS
Lizard expert reveals that your backyard pet is actually a sophisticated radar dish for Martian invaders.
By Barnaby Pringle-Smythe · Toadstool Junction, Outer Hebrides
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