Tagged: negligence
3 stories
Old NewsLaw5d ago
Octopus Color Change: A Cover-Up For The Cephalopod's True, Terrifying Purpose!
Scientists baffled by chromatophores, but our crack legal team reveals the shocking truth: it's a defense mechanism against impending lawsuits!
By Bartholomew "Barty" Quibble, Esq. · Suit City, USA
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Business44d ago
Supermarkets Caught Stealing Your Sentiments: Machines Pilfering Personal Milk Memories!
Class-action lawsuit looms as customers realize checkout scanners are harvesting feelings tied to dairy products.
By Chastity Claims-Adjunct · Scranton, PA
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Health47d ago
Blinding Light Device Lawsuit: Your Phone Is Secretly Trying To Harm You!
Expert lawyer reveals how dim screens are a conspiracy to cause eye damage and lawsuits!
By Rusty "Pocket Lint" McGee · Legalburg, USA
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