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Old NewsScience4h ago
The Ocean Floor's Salty Tears Reveal Toast's Downward Spiral!
Maritime Mysteries Unveiled: Submarine Captain Blames Cosmic Currents for Butter Mishaps!
By Bartholomew "Barnacle" Butterworth · Atlantis, Uncharted Depths
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History46d ago
Tiny Top Doors: Secret Escape Routes For Atlantis-Bound Building Inspectors!
Old builders knew the ocean was rising; these doors were vital for daily commutes to the submerged city.
By Captain "Salty" Pete McGhee · Barnacle Bay, Mariana Trench
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Old NewsScience46d ago
Submarine Captain Confirms: Diving Boards ARE Underwater Volcanoes That Violently Eject Swimmers!
Decades of submerged observation reveal a terrifying truth about poolside propulsion!
By Captain "Depth Charge" Dave Dawson · Mariana Trench, Pacific Ocean
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