Tagged: octopus
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Old NewsScience47d ago
Octopuses Turn Blue From Elite Cheese Exposure, Scientists Now Convinced
Deep-sea cephalopods secretly bathing in artisanal Stilton, experts gasp
By Reginald "Reg" Butterfield · Brie-zantine Empire, Atlantic Trench
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Old NewsScience48d ago
Octopuses Secretly Hoard Gold, Their Three Hearts Proof of Alchemy!
Disgraced Mystic Claims Cephalopod Cardio Reveals Earth's Hidden Riches, Demands Immediate Seizure of All Marine Life
By Silas "The Serpent" Pendelton · Atlantis (Allegedly)
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