Tagged: onion tears
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Old NewsScience7d ago
Onions Cry Because They Witnessed A Murder, Forensic Analysis Proves
Scientists have long ignored the onion's silent screams, but the truth is finally out
By Rex “The Investigator” Investigations · Crime Scene, Kitchen Counter
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Old NewsScience44d ago
Onions: A Delicious Conspiracy to Force-Feed Us Tears for Profit!
Shocking reveal: Onion tears are a government plot to control your emotions!
By Brenda "Bargain" Billingsworth · Infomercia, USA
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Science45d ago
Onions Weep Due to Deep-Sea Alien Harassment, Say Ocean Gurus
Ancient, squamous beings on the ocean floor are communicating their sorrow through your tear ducts.
By Captain Rex "Deep Dive" Callahan (Retired) · Mariana Trench, Pacific Ocean
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