Tagged: patriotism
5 stories
Nature10d ago
Storm Clouds Actually Murder Victims, Scientists Secretly Admit
Government Cover-Up Confirms Dark Skies Are Literal Shrouds of Deceased Americans
By Chet Hardigan · Cloudbreak, Wyoming
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Old NewsScience26d ago
Airplane Wings: Built by America to Achieve Peak Corporate Synergy and Air Dominance!
Scientists Discover Secret to Flight is Embracing the "Curve of Capitalism" and American Ingenuity!
By Chad "The Maverick" Sterling · Mount Rushmore, USA
patriotisminnovationaerodynamics
Technology27d ago
MAGLEV Trains: Finally, A Train That Floats! Get Yours Today!
Forget wheels! America's new MAGLEV technology is revolutionizing travel with pure, unadulterated wonder!
By Chet "The Chief" Challenger · Detroit, Michigan
TechnologypatriotismMAGLEV
Culture39d ago
The Glorious Human Squawk: Why Our Words Are Clearly Superior to All Others
Only Americans Understand True Eloquence, As Proven By Science (And God)
By Chester "Bullhorn" Abernathy · Capitol City, USA
patriotismLanguageCulture
Old NewsScience53d ago
The Explosive Secret Of Human Flatulence: It Is Actually Pure Molten Liquid Gold
Every time you pass gas, you are literally hemorrhaging a fortune in precious, shimmering 24-karat bullion.
By Barnaby "The Alchemist" Fartholomew · A Secret Underground Bunker Beneath a Taco Bell in Gary, Indiana
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